I'm going to see Casablanca on the big screen this Sunday. I've never seen the film at all, which is a dirty little secret of mine, though no longer. It's playing at the Hollywood theatre, which is something like $3. But aren't I lucky? Of all the generations between when this film came out and mine, the latter few had to rent it and watch it on TEEVEE eeeeyuck and/or see it edited for primetime tv.

But not me. I get to see it for the first time ever on real live big screen film theatre blahblah. Just like it was meant to be seen. I am a god. I am the coolest of cool. Apparently Bling Bling, almost. God, I sound educated when I say that word. Is it even a word? If bling makes it into the dictionary, I will literally pack up and move to that island I've been eyeing in the middle of the sea that no one's ever seen before and doesn't know about dammit.