I am sitting at my desk with a huge cup of milky tea with a black fuzzy bear hotpad on my abdomen.

Very professional.

I had this idea for an entry while responding to an email.

Questionnaire

1. You feel unlucky in love
X strongly agree
_ agree
_ disagree
_ strongly disagree

2. You give your all in relationships only to find that it is not returned and perhaps not even wanted.
X strongly agree
_ agree
_ disagree
_ strongly disagree

3. You have had many many relationships.
_ strongly agree
_ agree
_ disagree
X strongly disagree

4. You often feel like kicking the ass of every man you've ever had any kind of relationship with, and then inserting a straw into it and putting flippers on his feet.
X strongly agree
_ agree
_ disagree
_ strongly disagree

5. You are a sexy bitch.
X strongly agree
_ agree
_ disagree
_ strongly disagree

6. Jackrabbit is making the biggest mistake of his life.
X strongly agree
_ agree
_ disagree
_ strongly disagree

7. You are making the biggest mistake of your life by loving Jackrabbit.
X strongly agree
_ agree
_ disagree
_ strongly disagree

8. Cats are the best!!!
X strongly agree
_ agree
_ disagree
_ strongly disagree

9. Your mother is a rational and well thought out woman.
_ strongly agree
_ agree
_ disagree
X strongly disagree

10. You are afraid of turning out like your mother.
X strongly agree
_ agree
_ disagree
_ strongly disagree

11. You wish that we as people could just erase all our bullshit, give love and get love in equal fashion, giving our all without question or worry, knowing that we are all humans and kindness is the norm and what matters most is what's inside not outside.
X strongly agree
_ agree
_ disagree
_ strongly disagree

12. You are a ridiculous idealist.
X strongly agree
_ agree
_ disagree
_ strongly disagree

I'm going to go and rip out my uterus now bye.