He�s about six foot. Blond. 30. Balding. He�s got nice lips and good skin. No wedding ring. Wears a nice suit, works in the Bentall right next to me. Same building, as it happens, as all the other hot lawyers. I�m assuming he�s a hot lawyer.

I�ve been noticing him far too much than is for my own good. Wonder if I should pull something, like follow him to work, then admit in the elevator that I�m stalking him and ask him for lunch. If he can�t take it and thinks I�m nuts, then he�s not my type. If he bites, then he is. Of course this is me being all bold and shizz in my imagination, but I�m nowhere near that. The last time I pulled anything bold and bizarre, he turned out to be gay. Well, at least it�s a good story.

Whatever. Mr Bus is probably gay too.