May. 19, 2003 - 8:12 p.m.
Oliver Spoon vs. Q-Tip - 1-0

Day One cont'd

It is now 8:12pm, Monday the 19th, and the rubbish bin has indeed been tipped over.

The q-tip is nowhere to be found.

8:14pm - q-tip has materialized in the hall outside the kitchen.

Total: 5 minutes from placement of q-tip to acquisition and removal of q-tip. 2 minutes from discovery of acquisition and removal to first sighting.

8:18pm - Oliver Spoon spotted lying in the doorway to my bedroom with the wretched q-tip between his front paws. He is lying casually, while the q-tip lies, quite and fully dead, the tips fraying on both ends. A moment of silence please. Now we'll see how long it takes to arrive in the food bowl.

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