Apr. 22, 2003 - 2:00 p.m.
Strip Clubs

The question of the week from Sex in the Suburbs:

What are your feelings on strip clubs?
It's a bit of a tossup really. I think they have every right to exist.

Have you ever been to one?
I've been to a couple, yes. It's funny, a friend and I dragged our guy friends in once and they were mortified. They're so macho half the time, oh yeah naked chicks etc, but down to the wire, they were terrified.

Were men or women stripping?
I've been to both.

Did you like it?
I thought the male strippers were ridiculous, super cheesy, although I thought the women watching the show were more ridiculous. They behaved in the most pathetic ridiculous manner. At least men at strip clubs, all the really do is watch or howl now and again. Women practically rip their own clothes off and come on their chairs. The female strippers were more talented, (some of them). Some of them are amazing dancers and found they could make shitloads more money stripping than just dancing. Some of them put themselves through university.

Would you let your partner go?
Well, it's not really my place to 'let' my partner do anything. I don't see too much harm in it. Hopefully he loves me for me and doesn't come home with a gift certificate for me to have my boobs done.

Have you ever done a striptease for your partner?
I can't say I've ever had the confidence in my body to do that, though I think I would like to. It's not really a sexy thing, in my opinion, more cheesy, something to do and giggle and feel like an idiot over.

Do you think you could ever be a stripper?
If I had the body, I probably could, just as a lark for a little while and to make some extra cash. Amateur night!

Have you ever fantasied about being a stripper?
No. I've fantasized about being a porn star on occasion, but not really a stripper. Although if dancing around that pole gives you thighs like that, then hell yes.

Tell me all your thoughts about stripping.
I don't really have a problem with it. It's the ladies' choice to do that and if they feel it's necessary to support themselves, then why not take advantage of the permanent market of men's fantasies? I think it's A BILLION times better than prostitution, because in a lot of these strip clubs, the girls are really taken care of. Nobody is allowed to touch them, drugs are often not allowed and that sort of thing. I don't know, I'm not totally familiar with what the working conditions are like, but I say if you can do it, and you keep safe and happy, then what the hell, more power to ya.

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