I feel like I am going to crap my pants. I get this weird nervous reaction where I think my guts are tightening up out of fear of failure and squashing all the shit in my colon so that it turns into diarrhea (sp?) and then I have the shits for hours until it's audition time. Then I get to the audition and sit waiting for my turn, while I feel my guts roiling and boiling and gas builds up. Then right before it's my turn, I suddenly have to shit. I call it SPS...sudden poo syndrome. IE pokin a turtle. And I have to run for the can where my shit projectiles out of my ass and splashes water all over my butt and not without a triumphant blast of sound to rival a brass band. It's really classy.

Hopefully that doesn't happen today. I have 20 seconds to tell them about myself, and I have to do two 360 degree turns. This is going to be fun fun fun.

I have raspberry seeds stuck in my teeth. So it was funfunfun. I was in there for not very long, I did exactly as I was told, see above. It was mainly a cattle call, but I hope they liked what they saw. I could really really use this money and the credit too, it'll get me on as an apprentice in the Union. Right. Now I play the waiting game until the end of June, since the callbacks aren't until July 2 and 3. Wow, that's a long time to wait, but I can deal, honestly! I can wait. I'll just sit right here and wait right here, right? Here ok, I'll be here...