What about - nobody knows I'm on prozac? Or "I am too a fucking cowboy"

I would make them funky bright colours with puffy lettering. Whaddya think? Are you in? I could make them and you could buy them! If you had a suggestion for a t-shirt phrase maybe we could work out some kind of deal where you get a buck or two off of every shirt with that caption that I sell. (I would get more, cuz I MADE the fucken thing) This could be a fun venture..Wanna do it guys?

Ok, one will say "weezerbabies" in honour of QuazyMike. Maybe I'll even send him one?

Wheeee I'm excited, send me captions now now now! I'll see about cost to make t-shirts etc. Maybe I could hand paint them to a)save on cost and b)for individuality and stuff.

OK gonna go think about it for a bit. Excitement!!!!!