1. I could run around naked.
2. Who gives a shit about weightwatchers, no one is going to see me naked anyway.
3. I actually DO like the taste of leaves.
4. I would never have to brush my hair again.
5. I could pick my teeth whenever I wanted.
6. I could listen to my music as loud as I want. (because being a hermit doesn't mean you don't have any stuff)
7. Masturbation - IN THE OPEN AIR!!!
8. I can paint the outside of my hovel any colour I want and install a hot tub, since there's no Strata to say NO.
9. Wouldn't have to go to work. That's all the reason I REALLY NEED.
10. Internet porn whenever I want.
11. My heart will never be broken because there's no one there to break it.
12. I won't break anyone else's heart because there's no one there with a heart to be broken.
13. I can grow my leg and armpit hair and I won't have to wax my bikini line anymore. YAYAYAYAYA, also a reason that needs no others.
14. No tan lines.
15. I like animals.
16. No bad drivers.
17. No BUSES.
17. No where to have to take the bus to!
18. No laundry.
19. You can pee ANYWHERE you want (courtesy of orange-robot

I could go on for pages, but that would be excessive wouldn't it? If you can think of any other great reasons, leave me a comment and I'll add it to the list.

LALALA. Ok almost lunch time, though it feels like lunch should have been an hour ago. It's grey, it's miserable here and I want to be in bed, curled up with a robot, reading Cerebus the Aardvark.